Why Hello There Stranger.

(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

madmanwithtwohearts:

#OH MY GOD #I JUST NOTICED THIS #IT’S JUST ONE BIG GIF MADE TO LOOK LIKE TWO #BUT ROSE CROSSES OVER #THE GIFS ARE SEPARATED #BUT IT DOESN’T MATTER BECAUSE ROSE CROSSES OVER ANYWAY #MY GOD ITS LIKE DOOMSDAY/JE PARALLELS #SHE’S LOCKED IN A PARALLEL WORLD AND SHE SHOULDN’T BE ABLE TO CROSS OVER THE VOID #BUT SHE DOES ANYWAY #BECAUSE NOTHING CAN KEEP ROSE FROM THE DOCTOR #NOT DALEKS AND BEING SENT HOME #NOT BEACHES AND BEING STUCK IN A PARALLEL WORLD #AND CERTAINLY NOT A STRIP OF WHITE ON A GIFSET (via winterinthetardis)

#OH MY GOD #I JUST NOTICED THIS #IT’S JUST ONE BIG GIF MADE TO LOOK LIKE TWO #BUT ROSE CROSSES OVER #THE GIFS ARE SEPARATED #BUT IT DOESN’T MATTER BECAUSE ROSE CROSSES OVER ANYWAY #MY GOD ITS LIKE DOOMSDAY/JE PARALLELS #SHE’S LOCKED IN A PARALLEL WORLD AND SHE SHOULDN’T BE ABLE TO CROSS OVER THE VOID #BUT SHE DOES ANYWAY #BECAUSE NOTHING CAN KEEP ROSE FROM THE DOCTOR #NOT DALEKS AND BEING SENT HOME #NOT BEACHES AND BEING STUCK IN A PARALLEL WORLD #AND CERTAINLY NOT A STRIP OF WHITE ON A GIFSET (via winterinthetardis)

(Source: songfordecem)

smokeporch:

Girls Only, jk kinda!

(Source: vote-4-pedr0)

Don’t blink.

(Source: rotschwarze)

kanyewestvirginia:

hey i just met you

and this is crazy

but now that you have read this you cannot stop i am a 13 year old girl from minnesota who was brutally murdered and if you do not repost this in .00043 seconds a clown will come in your room and attack you in your sleep with a chainsaw

(Source: jeou)

iwuzlykedamn:

love them

no1herebutyou:

rumoursofpaige:

thescienceofreality:

emilianadarling:

Because instantly alienating a huge chunk of your demographic through offensive humour is the best way to sell soda pop. (x)

I’ve been waiting to see a post about this for months, I’m surprised I didn’t come across this sooner. Oh Dr. Pepper. Seriously.

An ashamed Dr Pepper fan am I

i love dee-pee why do they gotta do this to us.

(Source: inigomontoyas)

angrygirlcomics:

the fedora-wearing asshole in this comic is based off of a real former fb friend who made the stupidest facebook status about always being in the friendzone. needless to say I unfriended him.

(Source: cosplayhell)

This is a post of birds who look like they’re yelling.

lulz-time:

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Thank you that is all.

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